The LoonyBin Caption Game - Aidan

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She followed me home! Can I keep her?
Munch's lesser-known work, "The Grunt".
Sha tries out her invisible dental floss at dinner and nobody is any the wiser.
Louise suddenly realised that she was only the only member of the audience facing the wrong way.
Nerisha attempts to save Alex from the blue feather boa constrictor, using only her teeth.
After being purchased as health and safety mascots, the "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" monkeys were rebranded as "Have a migraine, get nasty chemicals in your eyes, try to contain the blood gushing from the chainsaw wound in your forehead." It wasn't a popular change.
Sha mixes up her hairspray with her instant-stick-spray-on-superglue again.
Bite Mark's what?
Helen's ventriliquist act was getting better, and the dummy was more lifelike, but the audience was less interested than ever.
Ellie didn't read the instructions, which clearly said "Aim missile away from face."
Best captions by Aidan (...)
The pollen count was incredibly high at the local playground.
Ellie didn't read the instructions, which clearly said "Aim missile away from face."
Sha (leafing through the catalogue): I don't know... do you have him in blonde?

(Heehee, the CAPTCHA says "boobey"!)
Richbob's breast transplant wasn't as successful as he'd hoped.
Helen's ventriliquist act was getting better, and the dummy was more lifelike, but the audience was less interested than ever.
Bite Mark's what?
After being purchased as health and safety mascots, the "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" monkeys were rebranded as "Have a migraine, get nasty chemicals in your eyes, try to contain the blood gushing from the chainsaw wound in your forehead." It wasn't a popular change.
Heather's swift actions saved the Oxford from the mini Deathstar.
Dane either had a migraine, or his head was on fire. He wasn't sure.
Sha mixes up her hairspray with her instant-stick-spray-on-superglue again.
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