Showing posts from 11/2005

The Joys of Ready Meals

Friday 25th November, 2005
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Christian surprised me with some cooking contradictions which reminded me of my friend's step mum who used to pretend ready meals were home-cooked dishes.

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Fine British Craftsmanship - Explanation

Thursday 24th November, 2005
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Am I was expected to automatically fall head-over-heals for the guy just because he picked me up in a swanky car? It was a jaguar e-type with a 12 cylinder engine, but still!

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Search terms

Tuesday 22nd November, 2005
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The search terms used by people who arrive at my blog never cease to amaze me, for example "teleporting by witchcraft."

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Fine British Craftmanship - Curiosity

Monday 21st November, 2005
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This morning I received the following intriguing text:

"Are you free at around four tomorrow afternoon? I'd like to show you a piece of fine british craftmanship."

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Toddler Bowling

Wednesday 16th November, 2005
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An extract from a leaflet for Oxford BowlPleX. I'm sure the NSPCC would have something to say about this!

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Blog cento poems - The Wildly Misleading Agenda of Rapid Dogs in the Middle of the Trees

Monday 7th November, 2005
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Morphs, radio plays, aphrodisiac effects... I thought my blog had it all, but no, it would appear that you're not anybody these days unless your posts are interjected with poems and song lyrics.

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