Oxford student and lead star of "Helen gets a new job" has invented a new game, which has yet to be named. The game involves trying to find the most stupid google search query, which leads to my blog.

The press hang around Oxford students like hungry crocodiles, the public seem to be delighted when somebody from Oxford makes a mistake. Why do you hate them so much? What did Oxford ever do to hurt you?

I've decided to set myself a personal challenge, to swim from Dawlish Town to Red Rock. Obviously I'll have to wait until the sea warms up just a tad...

Owing to recent events, I've been forced to redefine the phrase arf arf.

It is usually placed after the noun and meaning varies subtly depending on context.

I stumbled across the Daily Mail-o-matic which generates random tabloid headlines, and decided to take the idea one step further with a Tabloid Front Page Generator.

The Cornish word for rainbow is kammneves which literally means jump of the sheep. Doesn't that conjure up a lovely image?

Watching Arsenal fans bawl their eyes out - Priceless